Gud lerk bad fade.

gud aim ppl say :D

Wanna play in div 1, im not leading at all on the field and I'm worst than Ixian at commanding. :)

Hyste is an awesome marine, very good lerk, he can go alone all day and kill people nps

Someone should try him out at least or give him the offer coz he is a lot of fun and very dedicated.

I have heard from earlier though that he can be a bit inpatient so you better not play public in the matches ;)

Thx for the advertising skogs

And he's from North Korea. MVP!

If you need somebody to kill your cyst,
go ahead and pick the Hyste!

Good luck finding a team.

Feel like having a sudden stroke?
Well, it might have been just Warforces joke.

Is this a rhyming battle now? How absurd.
Well then gather around, let it be heard.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
And you Germans just got served.

heard you were talking shit
Your puny attack - it did not hit

I am german, so far, so clear,
You meant to serve, so where's my beer

Battle rhyming is not too hard
Better apply some lotion, to not get scarred

I know insults, that no one browsed
Painful to feel, like Goethes Faust

Now, don't nag me, cause I've got to work
colleagues do wonder, why I constantly smirk

Biscum MVP
No one else could be

He showed to us the strengh of germany
But taking to much time to assemble my Audi

Who won? Who's next? YOU DECIDE!

Neoken says

Is this a rhyming battle now? How absurd.
Well then gather around, let it be heard.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
And you Germans just got served.

And you Germans just got "SCREWED"*

oh my god
it happened again
this is no fraud
pls call batman

trying to find a way to say
that my name is NOT BiScum
Now I know this might sound gay
but it REALLY does NOT rhyme with fizz cum

what can i do
my name is cursed
i have no clue
guess, i'll just go and eat some wurst

Here we go.. just a simple research..http://www.quora.com/Why-is-German-rhyme-so-bad-in-comparison-with-rhymes-in-Slavic-and-English-poetry

What are you trying to say, Ryssk? That I'm not gut at poem? :(


@Hyste, have you found a team already?

OR IS THERE STILL TIME TO MAKE A DIME
BY POSTING A RHYME
AS POETRIC AS THE DECLINE OF A MIME
WHO USED TO HEADLINE AT NINE IN HIS PRIME
TILL CAROLINE DISCOVERED HIS CRIME
THE SECRET HE HAD TO CONFINE FROM EYES OF THINE
BENEATH THE RHINE, COVERED IN GRIME
ONLY SEEN WHEN STARS ALIGN AS A TRINE:
THE SHRINE OF THE DIVINE
PORCUPINE

Just a few people know, the whole HBZ 3rd-Gen Team (Bicsum, dePara, Razghul, Tarrog, homba gomba, LudwigX, mortmann, Bi()ha2arD) is actually a famous german rap-crew.

We became famous and rich in the 90s and started playing pc games all day long...

Some of our early stuff:
https://youtu.be/8H_KD1XRH2w

guess whos Bicsum.

I'm the black one
dab daba daaa ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Bicsum says

OR IS THERE STILL TIME TO MAKE A DIME
BY POSTING A RHYME
AS POETRIC AS THE DECLINE OF A MIME
WHO USED TO HEADLINE AT NINE IN HIS PRIME
TILL CAROLINE DISCOVERED HIS CRIME
THE SECRET HE HAD TO CONFINE FROM EYES OF THINE
BENEATH THE RHINE, COVERED IN GRIME
ONLY SEEN WHEN STARS ALIGN AS A TRINE:
THE SHRINE OF THE DIVINE
PORCUPINE

Wow ! Eminem should be jealous omg.

You know you gave the wrong one crap,
if Bicsum starts his battle rap.
His German rhymes they are so strong,
when he raps on the street, even the children are singing along.

German Black Rapper in white disguise,
Just like Micheal but with more "Achselschweiß".
So sing along and start to fap,
If you are nice you can sit on his lap.

If you ask who wrote this shit,
it was me a old fat kid.
Yeah laugh at me, go ahead choke,
I will always be the only one
who ends a conversation with a bad joke.